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I think you just got permission to shit the bed

I’ve been MIA for months. Not just here. In life. With my friends. With my family. Most recently, with my job, or what was. I’ve become a little introverted. I cherish the time I spend alone, reading books, doing yoga, and catching up on years of relaxation – the real good kind. It’s been pretty [...]

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I couldn’t commit to one title.

“…I was interested in everything and committed to nothing.”        -Gregory David Roberts, Shantaram I’ve been slowly reading Shantaram (and three other books *refer to the above quote- I can’t possibly just read one*) for about a month now and this line keeps playing over and over in my head. It’s simple, catchy, and overwhelmingly accurate [...]

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How was Nepal? Well let me tell you.

I’m happy. Or maybe the happiest.  In comparison to what?  Well, myself of course. Because we all know we can’t judge our levels of happiness against someone else’s. WE ALL KNOW THAT, RIGHT? It’s been  2 weeks since I left Nepal, and my guess would be 37 days since I haven’t been able to wipe [...]

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We need a name for this kind of itch.

I’ve been neglecting the ol’ online diary for the past few months. I’d like to blame it on being busy, and that was true for the first few weeks, but then it went from being too busy to being too busy relaxing to do anything. I’m all settled in the new home base now, I’ve [...]

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Things that seem like a big deal are almost always not. Even if you ate your arms. Still not a big deal.

Nobody wants to be the dumb one in a crowd. You don’t want to be the dumb friend. You don’t want to be the dumb blonde. People don’t shouldn’t want to be dumb. But, it happens.  Sometimes something can fly over the head of even the most intelligent person out there.  When this happens, most [...]

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This is all good. So very good. No reason to freak out.

I’m becoming an adult and it’s stressing me out. I loathe stress, and yet I am so good at it. Stress is bad for your health, your brain, and your looks… It turns hair gray, deepens the lines in your face, raises your blood pressure, anxiety, and worst of all… it makes me smoke.  But [...]

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Common Names Causing (un)Common Problems

I’m laughing, and I can’t stop, because… well I’m the worst…and a little uncomfortable, so when all else fails, laugh. Right? Here’s the problem. Ryan is a pretty common name. I have four in my phone. Two have last names, two don’t. Ryan 1 : I talk to on a regular basis, we are good [...]

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Yes, you can call me a Beaumontonian.

While trying to answer a question via text message, I accidentally wrote out the world’s longest text message, explaining my life in a nutshell. Just incase you were wondering.. “I am not a cowgirl at all. All a small town has taught me is how to climb trees and fences really well, drink in parks, [...]

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Sorry, I’m not usually this dumb, I was on the phone.

I love looking at posts on the internet that poke fun at “slow” thinking folks. Sometimes I think natural selection has stopped. But then, it’s probably just lazy like the rest of us.   Because, fact is, we aren’t stupid; most of us have a solid education tucked under our belts. We are just extremely lazy. [...]

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Office Solutions.

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